Crazy Cows

Freeware
CRAZYCOW.EXE
Left clickChoose movement or attack mode, then select a cow or targetRight clickQuickly select another cowClick ?Inspect the selected cowClick XEnd the turn

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About this game

Crazy Cows pits two squads of armed cows against one another. Choose the grey or brown side, then manage individual units rather than moving the whole army at once. The green bar tracks movement units; the red bar tracks energy. Both moving and attacking spend movement units, with costs that vary by cow type.

Select the movement button to choose or move a cow. Switch to the attack button to target an enemy, then switch back when you want to move again. Right-clicking provides a shortcut for choosing another cow. The question-mark button shows the selected unit's properties, while X ends the turn.

Terrain matters. Only scuba cows can cross water safely, mines can kill a unit, and the optional ground-influence setting can make some surfaces drain energy. Check the unit and its route before committing.

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Quick tips

Return to movement mode after an attack.

The green bar is an action budget; it is separate from red health.

Left click
Choose movement or attack mode, then select a cow or target
Right click
Quickly select another cow
Click ?
Inspect the selected cow
Click X
End the turn

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Screenshots

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Rights and Source Notes

Browser play uses the archived Freeware (installed) release. Official project references are listed below.

Distribution
Freeware (installed)
Browser player
js-dos · Browser play
Added to archive
2026-07-28
Official references
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